Brevity...ness.

So a brief addendum to my complaints about poor excuses for desserts.  A visit to the Taste of Chicago (picture of me Flinston-ing a turkey leg forthcoming) reminded me that Caramel Apples Suck.  Eating a normal apple itself requires getting up to your nose in peel in order to get a decent bite through the skin.  So hmm, lets cover it with caramel, and then try the same thing.  AWESOME.  Caramel nose.  And chin.  So hmm, thats annoying enough, without the possible nuts on there jabbing you in the gums.  And your choice then instead is getting rid of all the caramel.  You can either lick it off, or eat it off with shallow bites through the apple.  Either way, what you're left with is an apple on a stick.  WHY DO I NEED AN APPLE ON A STICK.  Stupid.