I'm here to complain.  Who invented Pizza Bites?  Yeah, those sound yummy don't they.  Uh huh, until you grab one right out of the oven (okay, my first mistake) and try eating half of it (second mistake) because you know how hot it is and then you burn your nipple with piping hot Pizza Bite saucy-juice-stuff-goop that squirts out on you cause you're not wearing a shirt (third mistake).  Dammit.  But still.  They burn my mouth every time with their squirts.  I'll cut you, Pizza Bite.  I will CUT YOU.