Observations from my flight to Houston:
-I greatly underestimated the number of people at the airport pre-6am the day before Thanksgiving
-They want us to turn our electronics off for takeoff because that's when most accidents happen
-Southwest airlines either buys their snacks on the cheap or is given them as advertising- every time I fly the snack is different
-there is a lot of farmland and river tributaries in the midwest
-people really look vulnerable and helpless when they're sleeping on an airline tray table
-getting five hours of sleep before a flight is a bad idea, made much much better by having beaten Wario's Woods the night before
-i have a tendency to get micro-crushes on middle-aged flight attendants. they're saucy.
I will see many of you over Christmas Break. Until December 11th consider me dead to the world.

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